Big Haired Ghandi: TOP 20 OXYMORONS

Saturday, December 2, 2006

TOP 20 OXYMORONS

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

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Pleasing Pleasures

Last names that almost sound like profanity, free...period, stalking, trust falling, fitting multiple people onto one couch, the couch front row at ground zero, second nature, Freshfest, Armanians Diabetics and Jews, believing diabetes is a std, herpes, frozen yogurt, old maps, making up names for random people, the ketchup dance, evk, hypnotism, our celebrity friends norm macdonald and ben harper and the owner of Monster Energy Drinks, straight west coastin, being soo ackward that we 360 to an ackward free zone, weasels and sea monsters...

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Last names that almost sound like profanity, free...period, stalking, trust falling, fitting multiple people onto one couch, the couch front row at ground zero, second nature, Freshfest, Armanians Diabetics and Jews, believing diabetes is a std, herpes, frozen yogurt, old maps, making up names for random people, the ketchup dance, evk, hypnotism, our celebrity friends norm macdonald and ben harper and the owner of Monster Energy Drinks, straight west coastin, being soo ackward that we 360 to an ackward free zone, weasels and sea monsters...